Three words
Foreign. Body. Rectal.
Hey, did you know that if you lose a vibrator inside yourself, and it's still on, it'll run until the batteries die?
Did you know that that takes, like, a DAY?
posted by Albino Squirrel at 5:09 p.m.
9.11.2005
Hey, did you know that if you lose a vibrator inside yourself, and it's still on, it'll run until the batteries die?
Did you know that that takes, like, a DAY?
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- Name: Albino Squirrel
- Location: Edmonton, Canada
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